User:BakaTatsu

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my desktop, you little tasteless bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Desktop Ricing division, and I've been involved in numerous secret desktop thread operations, and I have over 300 confirmed 10/10s. I am trained in gorilla desktopfare and I'm the top ricer in the entire special-pantsu division. You are nothing to me but just another shitty desktop. I will wipe your shitty desktop the fuck out with ricing the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about my desktop on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of forensic desktop-analysts across the USA and your desktop is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desktop. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rice desktops in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a minimal tiling WM setup. Not only am I extensively trained in vanilla ricing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desktop Tools and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desktop off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy 0/10s your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your desktop and your poor, pathetic rice will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.