History of Apple



This is on Fapple,

Pre 1980s
It was fapped on

1980s
Fapple was fapped The first semen was fapped out Steve Jobs became a Conservative Christian and quit fapple due to being against masturbation

1990s
Fapple was Bankrupted Steve Jobs came in his pants and became atheist Bill Gates saved Fapple, By giving millions liters of semen.

2000s
Fapple made more semen-based products for the masses, who claimed it as "INNOVASHUN!" and "TOTLY OHRIGHINAL!" Those two quotes came from flamboyantly gay fapple fans (aka ALL MALE FAPPLE FANS) with the cocks of fellow mac fans being shoved down their throats.

2010s
Fapple made the iPenis Fapple Founder, Steve Jobs, Quit Fapple because he knew his climax was approaching. Steve Jobs, came a few months after quitting.