This is short version of history of Apple.
Contents
Pre 1980s
The fapple came off the tree
1980s
The fapple grew lots of sperm on it
1990s
The fapple was completely covered in sperm and turned a slightly off-white
2000s
It turned into a speck of dust
2010s
They had a funeral and buried the really smelly old rotten apple
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