This is short version of history of Apple.
Contents
Pre 1980s
The fapple came off the tree
1980s
The fapple grew lots of sperm on it
1990s
The fapple was completely covered in sperm and turned a slightly off-white
2000s
It got compressed into a particle the size of a speck of dust
2010s
The particle landed on a blonde chick's dildo which she proceeded to masturbate with, and 9 months later, a stillborn black kid named Steve came out of her. They held a funeral for the poor fapple that got compressed and Steve.
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