This is short version of history of Fapple.

Pre 1980s

The fapple came off the tree

1980s

The fapple grew lots of sperm on it

1990s

The fapple was completely covered in sperm and turned a slightly off-white

2000s

It got compressed into a particle the size of a speck of dust

2010s

The particle landed on a blonde chick's dildo which she proceeded to masturbate with, and 9 months later, 72 stillborn kis named Steve came out of her. They held a funeral for the poor fapple that got compressed and all of the Steves, who were found out to have pancreatic cancer since they were in the late embryonic stage.

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