This is short version of history of Fapple.
Contents
Pre 1980s
The fapple came off the tree
1980s
The fapple grew lots of sperm in it.
1990s
The fapple was completely covered in sperm and turned a slightly off-white
2000s
It got compressed into a particle the size of a speck of dust
2010s
The particle landed on a blonde chick's dildo which she proceeded to masturbate with, and 9 months later, 72 stillborn kis named Steve came out of her. They held a funeral for the poor fapple that got compressed and all of the Steves, who were found out to have pancreatic cancer & beards like Steve Jobs since they were in the late embryonic stage, in fact, their heads all looked EXACTLY like Steve Jobs.
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